All that new stuff sucks, but it's over there

Just found myself thinking about Kids in the Hall, one of the all-time gems.

Bruce: I want you to steal a car...
Kevin: I have a car...
Bruce: Steal a car!
Kevin: Steal a car!!
Bruce: I want you to get in it and drive West. Play the tape full blast. When the tape ends, get out and get into a fight, then get back into the car, come to town and meet me at the Carcas Club.

Ah, memories of school. For misery and joy in roughly equal measure, accept no substitute.